This is sooooo fake—I can totally see the ventriloquist’s lips moving!

Speaking of ventriloquist horror, this episode of Tales from the Crypt has been knocking around my dusty old brain for thirty years… whoever cast Don Rickles and Bobcat in the same show should be given a friggin’ medal! Definitely in the top ten episodes of Tales! (Cutting Cards is my all-time fave and has been since I was a wee lad!)